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Anonymous said: lol what do you think about that diet everyones talking about? i actually did it a few months ago and it works fast as shit. (no spaces) TUMBLR SUMMER DIET xDOTx COM

i think that dieting is for those would do not feel conferrable with who they are or how they look, even if they look nice or are good people. and if you are dieting to make their boyfriend or girlfriend happy then they are fools. and if their boyfriend or girlfriend ask them to or pressured them in to it. you deserve better.

Photo 21 May 528,767 notes kion-akito:

trustisforfools:

mrspiritual:

musicalpandas:

gainingconfidencexo:

havocados:

emorenita:

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?i rather see these than “keys in hand”

Fatality

Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest? 

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.
Step 2: Duck!
Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.
Step 4: Knee him in the balls.
Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.
Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.
Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.
Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.

reblogging again for that^

Sincerely doubt I’d be able to do this but eh… might as well try or… yeah…

what the hell that is go to be painful as well i do not have any words to describe it so please do not us these move unless totally necessary. 

kion-akito:

trustisforfools:

mrspiritual:

musicalpandas:

gainingconfidencexo:

havocados:

emorenita:

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”

Fatality

Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest? 

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.

Step 2: Duck!

Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.

Step 4: Knee him in the balls.

Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.

Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.

Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.

Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.

reblogging again for that^

Sincerely doubt I’d be able to do this but eh… might as well try or… yeah…

what the hell that is go to be painful as well i do not have any words to describe it so please do not us these move unless totally necessary. 

(Source: think4yaself)

Photo 20 May 71,088 notes cloudwatchingangels:

fionapondwilliams:

prends-la-vie-comme-elle-vient:

Asylum Waiting Room of the Big Three.

it’s funny because it looks like the sherlock fandom are sane here

Sherlock bustled about the kitchen, throwing a cupboard door open and pushing aside a box of nicotine patches to retrieve two mismatched mugs. A kettle whistled plaintively in the background, like it had been trying to draw attention to itself for a while now. Setting the mugs aside, Sherlock absently pulled the kettle off the stove, poured tea into the two mugs, and carried them into the living room.
Doctor Who was sprawled over the same chair it had collapsed into last night, when it had appeared at the door muttering inanely about lost regenerations and knackered navigations systems. It made a whining noise as Sherlock tucked the shock blanket it had thrown off in the night back around its shoulders.
Supernatural was in similar straits, curled up on the floor with a throw pillow and a tattered trench coat around its shoulders and alternating between sobbing and muttering about domesticity potential.
A thudding on the stairs indicated the ruckus had finally awoke Merlin, who poked its head into the room, hair sticking up at all angels as it tied its scarf around its neck. Blinking blearily at the mess, it seemed to realize what had occurred when it picked up a discarded bow-tie from the floor, holding it between forefinger and thumb, “Is it that time already?”
“It was bad this year,” Sherlock whispered, trying not to exacerbate the already fragile fandoms under its care.
“I remember what that was like,” Merlin muttered, running a hand through its hair and pulling a cape off the nearby coat rack, “I’ll go to the store. We’re out of milk again. May as well pick up some fish fingers, custard, and salt.”
Supernatural gurgled something quietly.
“No, I won’t forget the pie.”

cloudwatchingangels:

fionapondwilliams:

prends-la-vie-comme-elle-vient:

Asylum Waiting Room of the Big Three.

it’s funny because it looks like the sherlock fandom are sane here

Sherlock bustled about the kitchen, throwing a cupboard door open and pushing aside a box of nicotine patches to retrieve two mismatched mugs. A kettle whistled plaintively in the background, like it had been trying to draw attention to itself for a while now. Setting the mugs aside, Sherlock absently pulled the kettle off the stove, poured tea into the two mugs, and carried them into the living room.

Doctor Who was sprawled over the same chair it had collapsed into last night, when it had appeared at the door muttering inanely about lost regenerations and knackered navigations systems. It made a whining noise as Sherlock tucked the shock blanket it had thrown off in the night back around its shoulders.

Supernatural was in similar straits, curled up on the floor with a throw pillow and a tattered trench coat around its shoulders and alternating between sobbing and muttering about domesticity potential.

A thudding on the stairs indicated the ruckus had finally awoke Merlin, who poked its head into the room, hair sticking up at all angels as it tied its scarf around its neck. Blinking blearily at the mess, it seemed to realize what had occurred when it picked up a discarded bow-tie from the floor, holding it between forefinger and thumb, “Is it that time already?”

“It was bad this year,” Sherlock whispered, trying not to exacerbate the already fragile fandoms under its care.

“I remember what that was like,” Merlin muttered, running a hand through its hair and pulling a cape off the nearby coat rack, “I’ll go to the store. We’re out of milk again. May as well pick up some fish fingers, custard, and salt.”

Supernatural gurgled something quietly.

“No, I won’t forget the pie.”

(Source: lestranqe)

Photo 19 May 117,101 notes universe-juice:

chocobo-strider:

the-disney-words:

SHARE TO SAVE TUMBLR!
- Let’s try and get 100k notes

True shit
A review by one of the folks sums it up perfectly:
“What worries me about Yahoo! buying Tumblr is how it would choose to incorporate the website into its email and homepage features.  One of the reasons why Tumblr is so unique is because it’s a niche market.  By adding more users who don’t fit into this niche, it would make it more difficult for communities to develop within Tumblr, and Tumblr would have to change to accommodate these new users.  Tumblr as a website is not the kind that you can sign up for in a day and be on your way.  It is a website crafted so that you can immediately post but must spend several weeks, sometimes even months, to build a community.  With new users who would not be willing to spend time growing a community, Tumblr would have to be changed, which would alienate its current users.  Those users have spent time and effort to make Tumblr what it is today, and they are the ones who spend time on the website daily.  A user who is checking onto Tumblr because it’s attached to their homepage is not going to be as strong of a user nor as dedicated.  By changing the website to suit this new user, you would lose the strong users while building an undedicated usership.  
To any website that would think of buying Tumblr, they must understand that it is a website that cannot be changed to make it more user friendly to a casual blogger.  I think that many Tumblr users would be less worried about a buy-out if they were promised that their communities and ways of using Tumblr would not be changed.  No one is going to mind Yahoo! buying the website and gaining a few extra million dollars per year from the minimal advertising; what we will be upset with is if a company like Yahoo! then changes the website to increase casual users and decrease dedicated users.  Yahoo! would gain nothing by losing this “cool” group of bloggers in an age group they so desperately want to reach, so they must cater to these individuals by leaving the website exactly as is.” - houseoftombombadil
As much as is does sound like a load of bullshit for someone to buy Tumblr, it’s a possibility.  I Personally think it should stay independent and I hope David Karp keeps a hold of it like his own child. Or we make enough noise to where such major changes (if bought) will not happen. I would hate to see Tumblr turned into an advertising dump.

We’re not a ‘hip fad group’ to be marketed to. I hate the fact that’s all we look like to businesses in the end.

reblogging again for this ^

universe-juice:

chocobo-strider:

the-disney-words:

SHARE TO SAVE TUMBLR!

- Let’s try and get 100k notes

True shit

A review by one of the folks sums it up perfectly:

“What worries me about Yahoo! buying Tumblr is how it would choose to incorporate the website into its email and homepage features.  One of the reasons why Tumblr is so unique is because it’s a niche market.  By adding more users who don’t fit into this niche, it would make it more difficult for communities to develop within Tumblr, and Tumblr would have to change to accommodate these new users.  Tumblr as a website is not the kind that you can sign up for in a day and be on your way.  It is a website crafted so that you can immediately post but must spend several weeks, sometimes even months, to build a community.  With new users who would not be willing to spend time growing a community, Tumblr would have to be changed, which would alienate its current users.  Those users have spent time and effort to make Tumblr what it is today, and they are the ones who spend time on the website daily.  A user who is checking onto Tumblr because it’s attached to their homepage is not going to be as strong of a user nor as dedicated.  By changing the website to suit this new user, you would lose the strong users while building an undedicated usership.  

To any website that would think of buying Tumblr, they must understand that it is a website that cannot be changed to make it more user friendly to a casual blogger.  I think that many Tumblr users would be less worried about a buy-out if they were promised that their communities and ways of using Tumblr would not be changed.  No one is going to mind Yahoo! buying the website and gaining a few extra million dollars per year from the minimal advertising; what we will be upset with is if a company like Yahoo! then changes the website to increase casual users and decrease dedicated users.  Yahoo! would gain nothing by losing this “cool” group of bloggers in an age group they so desperately want to reach, so they must cater to these individuals by leaving the website exactly as is.” - houseoftombombadil

As much as is does sound like a load of bullshit for someone to buy Tumblr, it’s a possibility.  I Personally think it should stay independent and I hope David Karp keeps a hold of it like his own child. Or we make enough noise to where such major changes (if bought) will not happen. I would hate to see Tumblr turned into an advertising dump.
We’re not a ‘hip fad group’ to be marketed to. I hate the fact that’s all we look like to businesses in the end.

reblogging again for this ^

(Source: my-teen-quote)

Photo 19 May 3,917 notes theanimalblog:

Newly Born. Photo by manyfires

so fucking cute

theanimalblog:

Newly Born. Photo by manyfires

so fucking cute

Photo 19 May 7,060 notes thatscienceguy:

This is a simulation of a rotating 4 dimensional Cube, otherwise known as a Tesseract.
What you are seeing is it Rotating. It is not being distorted, reshaped, or anything like that. it is simply Rotating - It appears to be distorted because you are only seeing the ‘projection’ of it. similarly if you rotated a 3D cube infront of lamp the shadow you would see would appear to distort.

how cares it look cool just look at it

thatscienceguy:

This is a simulation of a rotating 4 dimensional Cube, otherwise known as a Tesseract.

What you are seeing is it Rotating. It is not being distorted, reshaped, or anything like that. it is simply Rotating - It appears to be distorted because you are only seeing the ‘projection’ of it. similarly if you rotated a 3D cube infront of lamp the shadow you would see would appear to distort.

how cares it look cool just look at it

Photo 19 May 322 notes motomania:

Art of the Start

ah the smell of burnt rubber in the morning

motomania:

Art of the Start

ah the smell of burnt rubber in the morning

(Source: rarararaikkonen)

Text 15 May 6,189 notes Supernatural Family After Season GR8 Finale
Photo 15 May 5 notes ask-the-guardian-of-innocence:

I fucking love thrift stores Graduation dress: $4 Prom dress: $12 Both in perfect condition

more than perfect, gorgous

ask-the-guardian-of-innocence:

I fucking love thrift stores
Graduation dress: $4
Prom dress: $12
Both in perfect condition

more than perfect, gorgous

Photo 15 May 199 notes comic-view:

Batman !

so cute

comic-view:

Batman !

so cute

via Comic-View.
Text 15 May 150,043 notes Anonymously try to seduce me.

chocobo-strider:

yougotvexed:

ride6:

Bonus points if you do it as a fictional character of your choice. Seriously, those ones are fun.

I BET NONE OF YOU CAN DO IT.

I BET YOU.

I think a few of you know me too well and I’m going to regret this. e -e

I really like this one, okay?

in my opinion if you want to seduce someone you do not want to do it over the computer it does work, unless they want to by seduce

Photo 14 May 17,744 notes ask-the-guardian-of-innocence:

dogmemory:

grr-otesque:

johannsize:

kissin-razors:

m-arzz:

grr-otesque:

HEY GUYS IM HAVING AN APPLE GIVE AWAY!!my parents are dolls and bought me a new everything so im giving away all of these.
The things included in this giveaway are:
2 white Iphone 4’s, 8G in its original box (includes charger)
MacBook air in its original box, perfect condition (includes charger)
16G White Ipad in its original form with box, (charger included)
GHD straightener
HOW TO ENTER!!!
*****~~~~To be qualified for an entry, you MUST reblog this post AND follow me  ~~~~*****
REBLOG THE HELL OUT OF THIS SHIT. WINNER WILL BE CHOSEN BY THE POWER OF MATHS AT THE END OF TWO WEEKS SO ON LIKE THE 18TH OF MAY.
You must be able to disclose your address to me (I will not give away your personal information)
i will ship these wherever the fk you are aighhtttt
Once a winner is picked you will have a week to message me back or I will pick a new winner

PLEASE PICK MEEEEEE!!!!!!

Still reblogging this

do people actually win these sort of things???

yeh dude it’s all up for grabs 

WHAT

If this is a bid to get followers, it’s a damn good one

iPad 630 Monroe ave river forest 60305 aaron kende

ask-the-guardian-of-innocence:

dogmemory:

grr-otesque:

johannsize:

kissin-razors:

m-arzz:

grr-otesque:

HEY GUYS IM HAVING AN APPLE GIVE AWAY!!
my parents are dolls and bought me a new everything so im giving away all of these.

The things included in this giveaway are:

  • 2 white Iphone 4’s, 8G in its original box (includes charger)
  • MacBook air in its original box, perfect condition (includes charger)
  • 16G White Ipad in its original form with box, (charger included)
  • GHD straightener

HOW TO ENTER!!!

*****~~~~To be qualified for an entry, you MUST reblog this post AND follow me  ~~~~*****

REBLOG THE HELL OUT OF THIS SHIT. WINNER WILL BE CHOSEN BY THE POWER OF MATHS AT THE END OF TWO WEEKS SO ON LIKE THE 18TH OF MAY.

  • You must be able to disclose your address to me (I will not give away your personal information)
  • i will ship these wherever the fk you are aighhtttt
  • Once a winner is picked you will have a week to message me back or I will pick a new winner

PLEASE PICK MEEEEEE!!!!!!

Still reblogging this

do people actually win these sort of things???

yeh dude it’s all up for grabs 

WHAT

If this is a bid to get followers, it’s a damn good one

iPad 630 Monroe ave river forest 60305 aaron kende

Photo 14 May 361 notes discoverynews:

Gallery: Funniest-Faced Monkeys
I’m pretty sure they’d find us funny-looking too….

if  you look in too its eyes it can see your soul!

discoverynews:

Gallery: Funniest-Faced Monkeys

I’m pretty sure they’d find us funny-looking too….

if  you look in too its eyes it can see your soul!

Link 14 May 2 notes Untitled»

ask-the-guardian-of-innocence:

HEY GUYS MY BOYFRIEND JUST MADE A TUMBLR GO FREAK HIM OUT BY FOLLOWING HIM

don’t tell him I sent you, tho ;)

You know I can read this? Right!? ATGOI
Hi, I am ATGOI’s boyfriend.

Photo 13 May 3 notes ihavenofriendsbecausefandoms:

I HOPE OU GUYS LIKE MY EDIT.  P.S the watermark is my fandom IG

ihavenofriendsbecausefandoms:

I HOPE OU GUYS LIKE MY EDIT.
P.S the watermark is my fandom IG


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